Pat on the back Tell someone you’re proud of just how proud you are. This can be read two ways. Scenario 1: You are kindly reinforcing the pride you feel in another individual. Scenario 2: You are telling someone about your satisfaction with your arrogance. If those two scenario assessments don't make sense, read the … Continue reading 365: Day 26- Proud Papa
State of your year Write up a mid-year “State of My Year” post. Hello, America. Good to be back in front of you again. The year is racing by faster than Hussein Bolt on his way to the restroom after eating Taco Bell. There was a small presidential election this year, but it went by … Continue reading 365: Day 25- Let’s get this party Stated
Drawing a blank When was the last time your walked away from a discus- sion, only to think of The Perfect Comeback hours later? Recreate the scene for us, and use your winning line. Ah, yes. The perfect comeback. My mind jumps to Seinfeld and the Jerk Store. Look it up on Youtube if you … Continue reading 365: Day 24- But what am I?
Life after blogs Your life without a computer: what does it look like?
From A to Z Create a short story, piece of memoir, or epic poem that is 26 sentences long, in which the first sentence begins with “A” and each sentence thereafter begins with the next letter of the alphabet. A day in the life of Danielion is a day in the life of Danielion. Big … Continue reading 365: Day 22- ABigCatastrophe
Back to school If you could take a break from your life and go back to school to master a subject, what would it be? This is a beautifully ironic prompt in so many ways. First of all, mastering a subject is a ridiculous concept. Look at me, I am a math master; I know … Continue reading 365: Day 21- Back to School
A friend in need... Finish this sentence: “My closest friend is...” My head starts to cycle when I see this prompt. Best friend (I know it says closest) is a term that drives me back to seventh grade social wars. Why must an individual create a friend hierarchy? But then you get older and friends … Continue reading 365: Day 20- My closest friend